It's mid-week. It's the end of the work day (in South Africa and Romania anyway). You can do with some cheering up, and I've already posted the Harlem Shake meme (check it out if you haven't already - that's an order!). What to do? Why, share this fantastic and disturbing story with you:
Read it if you like this sentence: "It is Genghis Khan bathed in sherbet ice cream. The mantis shrimp is the harbinger of blood-soaked rainbows."